kawaiijohn:

bob-belcher:

Fifteen years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

HAPPY WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22nd!!!!

grossgurly-deactivated20210510:

i need a blunt and 3 hours of rough merciless sex

plutorichh:

suxelee:

Spoiler: it absolutely does workout for you, and even better than you anticipated.

ashleyloob:

haircut

dracula:

reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from a hug

lilcassog:

One day you’ll be slow dancing in the kitchen with your wife and the path that got you there will all make sense

unrecommendedblog:

reblog if u think girls are works of art

lovelyhan:

— again and again ⟢

• pairing: mingyu x reader
• summary: your mother calls one day, asking if you’re bringing mingyu along for chuseok this year. in your panic, you end up giving her an affirmative—never mind the fact that you and mingyu have stopped seeing each other over half a year ago.
• word count: 15.7k words
• tags: exes, fake dating, mutual pining, idol!gyu, vet!reader, mild angst, fluff, smut
• warnings: medical jargon, mentions of shots (for pets), mentions of snake bites, graphic sexual content (minors dni!!)
• notes: i wrote this with bss’ 7pm on loop for two straight days. nothing like the sweet taste of yearning <3 this also wasn’t extensively proofread, so if you spot a few mistakes, i implore you to ignore them EJWHJHSDF

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islandnymph:

justjengie:

hersheyhipster:

the-pareidolia-paradigm:

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY
maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT